Anonymous asked: Have you ever considered the possibility of time travel?
The concept has crossed my mind once or twice, and suffice to say if the science was ever proven to be possible I would most certainly take advantage of it. For what, I know not. But it would probably come in handy for something.
Nonetheless, I’d hardly call it a high priority of mine. Least of all right now.
rabiahthehawkling asked: "It's really cold here." A little bird girl had somehow gotten in.
[[Just a reminder to all RPers and question-askers that Zod is not currently at the fortress of solitude. A good thing to keep in mind is all.]]
Anonymous asked: Well... I might have at one point considered the possibility of joining Terl's army...
You did what?
Of all the low-down, double crossing…
Hear me, all of you! Nobody here is joining Turl under any circumstances! He doesn’t rule your planet! I do! Do well for your own sakes to remember that!
Anonymous asked: My lord, it seems that General Terl is forming an army of his own. Shall we interfere or do you wish to take care of this nuisance on your own?
Oh, Turl has an army now? Well, goodness me, that is serious! Why, we better do something before his cunning wit and forces take us all over!
The day that Psyclown actually manages to affect my rule negatively through intention will be the day I truly am not fit to rule squat. So that’s how much you need to worry, dear Houstonians. Turl has an army…phuh. Who would even want to join him anyway?
What are you, one of my anons???
You’re not, are you?
Zod, we have BETTER things to do here, than sending you questions or any of the other things you get from your anons. Trust me.
But, if you DON’T want to do what Linksano here suggested, what will you do instead, O so glorious leader? Enlighten us!
If I may be so blunt, scientist, what I would prefer most of all is to just go ahead and have him “released” from this place already. It’s what he wants, after all, and would most appreciate. And all this meaningless conversation is frankly getting old. Zod does not talk! He acts!
But barring that…I suppose I could offer to bribe him with something else…answers, possibly, to his oh-so mysterious past. Or maybe a robot hooker. It depends on the mood he’s in.
Anonymous asked: hey how you doing lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear~.
*sprays an anon*
Anonymous asked: See, *a disembodied voice says next to your ear,* Anon powers are awesome! I’ll see you latter Zod but will you see me? *The voice disappears.*
Okay, that does it! You guys seriously need to spray for anons! I did back at the fortress, it worked wonders!
nuttersincorporated asked: How would you vaporize me? You don’t have heat vision. Besides you might have super speed but you’ll never find me unless I let you. I could just use me anon powers and I’d be untraceable. *Suddenly she disappears before your very eyes*
What just happened??